The Rotunda Guard
Last week, I was studying for my accounting exam in one of the classrooms below the Rotunda. They’re supposed to lock the doors at 10 PM, so the Rotunda security guard came by and told me I had to leave. I told him I was having really good vibes in the room and I really wanted to stay, so he let me stay until midnight if I promised to close the windows behind me. - Sherman Tabor